Seriously?

I'm sure I'm not the first and I most certainly will not be the last to say it; 'God damnit...'

I'm not really even sure why movies like this exist anymore. Perhaps they serve as a testament to exactly how stupid we are getting (or already are)... Let's go ahead and look at some box office debacles for things like this little American blunder...

All of these knock-off, craptastic films (Scary Movie (1-4), Epic Movie, etc.) have spent their opening weekends in top places in the box office. Most of which sat residing in 1st place. Wow.

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against a little lowbrow humor to get your juices flowing... but that stuff belongs on the likes of YouTube.com and other such sites. Why flood our already dying silver screens with the stuff nightmares are made of? You cannot give me a good reason for these movies to exist. Before you jump up and down about how much money they are making, please preemptively remove the giant foot from your mouth as I don't even wanna hear that shit.

Listen man, how about you (the dumb ones) do me a favor and stop yourself, your family and you friends (are they really?) from seeing this Hollywood atrocity. Spend your money elsewhere... I don't know, buy a sub, a t-shirt, some flowers, damnit...

Here's your trailer, morons.